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Ten green Bottles.

Ten green bottles standing on the wall.
Ten green bottles standing on the wall.
And if one green bottle should accidently fall,
there’ll be nine green bottles standing on the wall.

Then amend the next verse as follows: -

[First Line] to Nine green bottles and [Last line]  to Eight green bottles & so on

[First Line]                           [Last Line]

Eight green bottles   –       Seven
Seven green bottles –       Six  
Six green bottles       –        Five
Five green bottles    –       Four
Four green bottles   –        Three
Three green bottles –        Two
Two green bottles    –       One

One green bottle standing on the wall.
One green bottle standing on the wall.
And if one green bottle should accidently fall,
there’ll be no green bottles standing on the wall. 

The Grand Old Duke of York.

Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men;
He marched them up to the top of the hill
And he marched them down again.

And when they were up, they were up,
And when they were down, they were down,
And when they were only halfway up,
They were neither up nor down.

The Owl And The Pussy-Cat.

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat;
They took some honey, and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
“O lovely Pussy,O Pussy my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are, you are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!”

Pussy said to the Owl “You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing!
Oh! let us be married; too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?”

They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the bong-tree grows.
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood,
With a ring at the end of his nose, his nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

“Dear pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
your ring? ” Said the Piggy “I will.”
So they took it away and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.

They dined on mince and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand on the edge of the sand
They danced by the light of the moon, the moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

The Queen of Hearts.

The Queen of Hearts she made some tarts,
all on a summer’s day;
The Knave of Hearts he stole the tarts
 and took them clean away.
The King of Hearts called for the tarts
 and beat the Knave full sore
The Knave of Hearts brought back the tarts
and vowed he’d steal no more. 

There was a Crooked Man.

There was a crooked man
And he walked a crooked mile;
He found a crooked sixpence,
Upon a crooked style;
He bought a crooked cat,
Which caught a crooked mouse,
And they all lived together
In a little crooked house.  

This Little Piggy.

This little piggy went to market,
This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went wee, wee, wee,
All the way home.  

Three Blind Mice.

Three blind mice, three blind mice,
See how they run, see how they run!
They all ran after the farmer’s wife,
Who cut off their tails with a carving knife;
Did ever you see such a sight in your life,
As three blind mice?

Three Little Kittens.

Three little kittens,
They lost their mittens,
And they began to cry,
Oh, mother, dear,
We sadly fear,
Our mittens we have lost.
What! Lost your mittens,
You naughty kittens,
Then you shall have no pie.
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
Then you shall have no pie.

Three little kittens,
They found their mittens,
And they began to cry,
Oh, mother, dear,
See here, see here,
Our mittens we have found.
What, found your mittens,
You’re good kittens,
And you shall have some pie.
Meow, meow, meow, meow,
And you shall have some pie.  

Tinker, Tailor.

Tinker, tailor,
Soldier, sailor,
Rich man, poor man,
Beggerman, thief.  

Tom, Tom, The Piper’s Son.

Tom,Tom, the piper’s son,
Stole a pig and away did run;
The pig was eat and Tom was beat,
And Tom ran crying down the street. 

Two Little Dicky Birds.

Two little dicky birds sitting on a wall.
One named Peter, one named Paul;
Fly away, Peter! Fly away, Paul!
Come back, Peter! Come back, Paul.